Mr Mann & Roy – Air Riffle Shop

INT. Shop. Roy is at the counter motionless staring straight on. Mr Mann Walks past the window and enters the shop. The shop has Air Rifles on the walls and counter.

Roy: Hello, Welcome, How May I…

Mr Mann: Hello I am wishing to buy a 14 shot, 12 foot pound Rifle.

Roy: Errrm… Ah here we are, 14 shot, and 12 foot pound.

Mr Mann: With a 15x50 Scope on it.

Roy: Well here we are, this is 14 shot, 12 foot pound a riffle and has a 15x50 set scope on it.

Mr Mann: It has to be Black.

Roy: Yes, this is black here

Mr Mann: And has to have a 22mm Barrel stock on it.

Roy: Yes this has a 22mm barrel on it.

Mr Mann: Hmmm, Is it easy to load?

Roy: Yes it’s very easy to load.

Mr Mann: Do you have any like this with the name AirSmith?

Roy: AirSmith?

Mr Mann: Yes, AirSmith.

Roy: What’s that?

Mr Mann: What’s what?

Roy: AirSmith.

Mr Mann: Who said that?

Roy: Errr well I cant see any.

Mr Mann: Can you gift wrap the previous Riffle I requested please.

Roy: Gift wrap it?

Mr Mann: Yes, I would like it gift wrap for my 5 year old son’s birthday in just over a year.

Roy looks round and very confused

Roy: One moment… Margaret… Margaret…

Roy looks at Mr Mann and rocks on his feet.

Margaret: Yes?

Roy: Do we have any gift wrap to wrap this mans 14 shot, 12 foot pound air riffle?

Mr Mann: with 15x50 telescopic sights.

Roy: with 15x50 telescopic sights?

Margaret: Yes there should be some by the Gift wrap stand.

Roy: Oh yes here we are

Picks up a roll of gift wrap from the gift wrap stand. Roy then puts the riffle in the box and wraps the box.

Roy: Is that ok?

Mr Mann: Yes, but do you have any 33mm pellets please.

Roy: 33mm?

Mr Mann: Yes.

Roy: Well if its for this riffle they will not fit this riffle

Mr Mann: Oh ok then bye.

Mr Mann walks out of the shop without the gun or anything. Roy looks very confused.

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