Marjorie Dawes FatFighters – New Name

INT. Community Centre. The Camera pans from behind Marjorie to show the fat Fighters group sitting talking to each other. You see several items at the back all piled up as if they were about to be burned all with the Fat Fighters Logo.

TOM V/O: Here at FatFighters this Fat Bitch is about to take her weekly class. I’m on a diet, I currently eat Several supermarkets full of chocolate a day. The diet is called explosion, you eat as much as you can until you explode therefore loosing loads of wait.

Marjorie: Welcome to Slim Liners, Yes that’s right we have a new Name, Well we had to change it because some winging bastards at Blackpool didn’t like the name.

Everyone looks at each other.

Marjorie: Yes Yes, but you must remember your all still Fat. (Looks at Paul)

Paul: Oh thanks, you know you could be a little more supportive and listen to what we have to say, I mean you’re not a perfect…

(Marjorie cuts him off)

Marjorie: yes well at least I don’t eat lard for breakfast. Now then because we have a new name we have had to re-licence this programme, so I need your membership money now please.

Paul: It doesn’t say that on this leaflet.

Marjorie: Yeah well that’s out of date, now then £5 quickly everyone into the bag, if you don’t have the money just leave your watches and rings with us.

Marjorie goes round collecting money and jewellery into her bag. She then puts the bag into her hand bag. Everyone looks disgusted.

Marjorie: Now as you will know next week we will be changing back to the old name so remember to bring some more money.

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