Andy and Lou

Its Andy’s birthday and Lou is taking Andy out for dinner, Lou asks Andy who he wants to go to the dinner with them. When Lou has asked Andy, Andy says George Michael, Lou doesn’t really understand, and asks him again because they don’t know George. Later, At the Restaurant Lou and Andy are sat at the table talking, Lou asks Andy what he wants for his main meal and Andy points blindly at the menu, which turns out to be Ice Cream. Lou then asks Andy what he wants for his Desert and yet again randomly points at the menu, this then turns out to be Garlic Bread, Lou then gets up and says he must get something out of the van. When Lou goes out and comes back in, a famous face is with him. George Michael then goes and speaks to Andy wanting a hand shake from him, but Andy doesn’t even move, When George gives up Andy says he doesn’t like him and follows that by saying that he didn’t like one of his songs.

Prime Minister & Sebastian Love

The admiral is the prime ministers office along with The Prime Minister and Sebastian. The admiral (Simon Callow) needs more money for their ship, but the prime minister has secured the money and does not want to give the navy any more money. The admiral then invites the Prime Minister on a day trip to the ship to see what it is like, not long after this, Sebastian jumps in and says that it is very clever, what the admiral is doing. The admiral doesn’t understand, Sebastian then tells the admiral what he means, about them getting drunk and getting into the wrong hammock, and basically referring to naval people being gay. The prime minister then asks Sebastian to leave, when he does the admiral starts to stroke the prime ministers leg.

Judy and Maggie

Judy and Maggie are at a fun day where the scouts are singing in a group, the scouts leader then comes up to the two and offers them a bun, when Maggie asks who made these, the scout leader points to a black woman, Maggie then starts to make the motion as if she was about to be sick, she then lifts up her head and sprays sick all over the singers.

Vicky Pollard

Vicky Pollards dad has been invited onto Trisha to meet his chill (Vicky) for the very first time, he is very excited to be meeting his daughter, after Trisha has finished talking to the man Trisha calls Vicky onto the stage to meet her dad. Vicky doesn’t know why she is on the show, and when she comes out she is very goby and shouting at everyone, she thinks she is on because she had 2 children when she was 12. Then she thinks it’s because they want to help her become a lap dancer, she then gets up and starts to dance in front of her dad signing the theme tune and then unzips her huddy. Trisha then tells Vicky that the man she is striping in front of, is her dad, she then zips up her shirt and calls him a pervert.

Carol The Bank

Carol is sat motionless in front of her PC when a work friend comes in and asks her if she wants to take part in the Comic Relief Fun Run, Carol then types something into the computer and asks what date its on, she then asks what time its on and when he has told her she says that "Computer says No" then coughs in his face.

Daffyd Thomas

Daffyd is doing an interview for his local news paper, and has set up an interview with Sir Elton John, when Elton comes into the room Daffyd has a note book and starts asking questions and writing down answers, the questions are all aimed at Sir Elton John's life. They all refer to him being gay Elton is very amused by the questions and answers them all freely and openly. Then a room servant come into the room and starts to talk to Elton about his songs and turns them into his own words, to sound gay.

Dining Man

The waiter has asked the gentleman what he will be wanting for his meal, after the ordering, the man asks for some Hubba Bubba (Bubble Gum).

Denis Waterman

Denis arrives and Jeremy has a baby with him, he is looking after it for his daughter, when Denis comes in, he has a piece of toast and gives it to Jeremy and asks if he can hold the baby, when he does the baby starts crying so Denis asks Jeremy for the baby's bottle to feed it, when Jeremy passes it to him the bottle is almost bigger than the baby and Denis. Jeremy then has some good news to tell Denis about a show Jeremy has got denies, at "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" Denis then asks if they want him to star in it, write the theme tune, and sing the theme tune.

Florence and Emily

Florence and Emily have opened a new 'Ladies' Shop with lots of lady things for people to buy, just a few seconds later Mr Robbie Williams walks into the shop and looks confused because he thought it was a shop to buy cloths from, when he is about to leave Emily insists he tries on some cloths and takes him behind a screen and starts to undress him. A few minutes later he returns from round the back looking very much like Emily and Florence and says that he feels comfortable in the cloths and then puts on a voice and skips off down the road, Emily then says "Bloody Puff".

Andy and Lou

Lou is doing a fun run to make money for a new wheel chair for Andy. Lou then leaves Andy to sit at the side of the track so he can do a few laps. when Lou goes to do a few warm ups, Andy is seen running with a role about to do the pole volt, when he gets over and lands on the mat, he jumps up and does a back flip.