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Andy

Andy & Lou – The Bank

EXT.Street. Lou Is pushing Andy down the street in his wheel chair. Andy is eating Crisps.

TOM V/O: Lou is taking his only friend Andy to the bank. Banks can be used for a number of things the most common is to store your wife, while you have a romantic affair with the woman next door.

Lou: I have to go and get something out of the safe deposit box first. So I can get some money to buy you some more food. Is that ok?

Andy: Yep!

Lou: Ok then, up we go.

Lou pushes Andy up the steps.

INT.Bank. Inside the bank there quite a few people queued at the desk.

Lou: Ok I’m going to leave you here for a minute.

Andy: Why?

Lou: I said Andy, so I can get something out of the volt.

Andy: Yeah I Know.

Lou walks away with the bank manager.

Andy jumps out of his seat and reveals a bag on his seat containing rope and other climbing gear along with a small hamper and screw driver.

Andy then goes out of view of other people and starts to un-screw a small vent, he then gets down on his stomach and slides into the vent. Andy then moves along and pulls out a small map of the bank and follows the vents along and ends up above the volt. He then smashes the vent open and drops the rope into the volt and climbs down it. He then takes several jewels and small sums of money. When he has done his climbs back up the rope and back down the vent and screws the vent back up and puts the small bag of ‘Loot’ on his chair.

Lou then comes back with the bank manager and starts to leave the bank.

Lou: Andy are you ok you look exhausted.

Andy: Can I have my inhaler.

Lou gives him his inhaler. As they are down the street from the bank the alarm goes off.

INT.Bank. Everyone is scared and doesn’t know what is happening. The bank manager then opens the volt, only to find long rope hanging down.

Manager: We have been robbed seal the door, QUICK!

EXT.Street. Andy and Lou are moving away from the bank when swarms of police go flying past in the cars to the bank.

Lou: The bank must have been robbed (laughs at himself)

Andy: (laughs) Yeah.

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