Emily Howard Emily has been walking along
the sea coast of her sea side town; while she is walking a ice cream man in his
Van calls her over. He asks if Emily could push the van to help get it sorted,
Emily doesn’t try very hard so the man asks her to push harder. She then asks
him to flip the hood and starts playing about inside and fixes the van.
Daffyd Thomas At Daffyd's local pub
Myfanwy is going out on a date, Daffyd asks her who with. She tries to steer
round the fact that she is going out with another woman, Daffyd doesn’t quite
understand but still quizzes her. When Myfanwy finally tells Daffyd that she is
gay too he goes mental about it and requests another drink from the bar tender,
then he is shocked when the bar tender tells Daffyd that she joined her lesbian
potter class.
Boris Helen and Susan are waiting
to go to a very important meeting but they are still waiting for the baby sitter
(Boris) to arrive. When he does arrive he looks like an escaped Looney from
prison and Helen looks very scared. When Helen takes Boris in to meet her
husband Peter he hugs him and tells him that peter was his mother’s name. They
tell Boris that their numbers are on the table, when they get outside the door
there phone rings, and its Boris to say that their baby is fine, he then rings a
second time to tell them the same thing.
Vicky Pollard Vicky has been asked to come
back to her old school to give a speech about her past about how she has changed
her life around since then. Vicky then starts to give her speech which is just a
few words and makes very little sense. People then start to ask her stuff about
her past like what she nicked and what borstal was like. Vicky then starts going
on and pulls out some perfume and gives it to a girl in the class and asks if
anyone else wants anything nicking. When she leaves the teacher calls her and
tells her that she has left her baby but Vicky says the teacher can keep him
because she has loads more at home.
Andy and Lou Lou and Andy are burning
Andy’s old toys and games on a bonfire, Lou keeps asking Andy if he wants his
stuff because once he burns it he can’t have it back. Andy then says he knows
and lets Lou set it on fire, when the fire really starts burning Andy says to
Lou that he wants his stuff back and Lou looks and Andy and starts looking at
the pile as if he is going to save some stuff.
Boris Boris is still looking after
the baby and is playing with it, he gets board and wonders what he can do wit
the baby. he then jumps up and starts dancing and watching old war videos. He
then starts to finish singing to the baby when Helen and peter come back in.
Boris tells them to be quiet because the baby is asleep. When Boris goes he
starts thanking them for the money they have give him and says he will send it
to is mother who is dead. When he leaves there baby says its first words and
they are shock because the baby sounds foreign.
Kelsey Grammar School The teacher is very
disappointed at his class because the test did not go very well. He is telling
them the answers they got wrong while throwing the books to them, when he throws
the book he either throws is so the pages come out so it makes a mess or throws
them at the wall. When he calls someone’s name and he realises there not at
school he throws the book out of the window and it hits the boy on the head.
Ray McCoonie Ray is being visited by the
Tax men who are there to collect a payment from Mr. McCoonie. He makes it very
difficult for them by not giving them a straight answer and instead starts to
play his flute instead. When the say they want a payment he offers them stuff
from his desk like Magic beans (jelly Beans) and a magic noise box (radio). The
Tax man then comes up with a way to make him pay by asking him to pick up his
quill and magic money paper and to make his mark up-on it. When they leave he
realises what he has done and swears to him self.
Dame Sally Marcome Dame sally is writing yet
another of her novels and in this one she starts to mime from the radio while
asking her typist to type what she is saying. A song then comes on and she
starts to mime to that while adding who said it to the end of each sentence.
Marjorie Dawes There is a new face at fat
fighter today, the new person is called Mrs. Harrison from fat fighters head
office, Marjorie asks Mrs. Harrison who made the complaint and keeps trying to
get it out of her. Marjorie then gives in and calls Paul up to weigh him in.
Mrs. Harrison then asks Marjorie to weigh her self first but Marjorie tells Mrs.
Harrison that she weighs her self at home to save time. Mrs. Harrison then tells
Marjorie that it is custom to weigh her self so Marjorie then backs away from
Mrs. Harrison and gets on the scales. When she has weighed her self and seen her
weight she starts to take her cloths off to try and make the weight go down.
Mrs. Harrison then steps in and tells Marjorie she is suspended until she looses
the weight, Marjorie then tells Mrs. Harrison that she can stick her job and
then walks out very mad.
Pianist During a recital at the “Uncle Albert Hall” the pianist suddenly stops to answer to a text message.
Gary and Jason Jason has gone to see Gary’s
Nan at her home, and has brought her a few things, when he comes in she opens
the bag and pulls out the things and tells Jason how thankful she is, Jason
brought Gary’s Nan come ice cream, porn and some lubricant but Gary’s Nan didn’t
work out what he was trying to get at. The door bell rings so Gary’s Nan goes to
answer it, when she comes in with her sister Gary has another fantasy about the
two, Jason complements Gary’s Nan’s sister.
Liz and Clive While Liz and Clive are sat
eating duck and talking Molly Sugdan walks in and everyone says have you seen
who has just walked in, when Clive goes over to molly to tell her who is at the
same restaurant Liz gets up and throws a knife at her while she was saying who
was the bridesmaids at wedding.
Sebastian Love The prime Minister is having
a meeting with the Italian prime minister, when suddenly Sebastian comes in and
starts shouting at the prime minister because he didn’t get invited on a meeting
with the prime minister. When the argument starts to come to an end with the two
Sebastian says good bye to the Italian prime minister. The British Prime
Minister tells Sebastian to get out, the Italian then says "If you love him, go
after him" to the prime minister.
Andy and Lou Lou is taking Andy on his
big weekend shop to a local super market in hereby. Lou asks Andy what soup he
wants so Andy just points wildly at a tin of soup on the shelf. Lou tells Andy
he doesn’t like it so he gets him a tin of soup he does like, when he turns
round he sees Andy putting soup down his pants, Lou the tells Andy off and tells
him how very wrong steeling is, Andy then says sorry but when Lou turns away
again he starts putting more down his pants when he suddenly jumps up and runs
off because a security guard is chasing him.
