Sebastian: At 10 Downing Street the prime minister is having a meeting with Chancellor. The prime minister is trying to ask the chancellor if he will be running for leader ship. The Chancellor is saying he is not but Sebastian is going to try and get it out of him no matter what. When Sebastian finally gets im corned the chancellor has to say that he will be running for leadership. the prime minister then tells Sebastian to lead the ex-chancellor out, so Sebastian slaps him says get out.

Jeremy Rent: Jeremy has been called offering a job for Dennis waterman, so Jeremy calls Dennis up to see him. Dennis has brought Jeremy an ice cream, while Jeremy is telling Dennis about the offer Dennis decides he doesn’t want any more ice cream so Jeremy bins it. Dennis asks Jeremy if they want him to write the theme tune and sing it, and for the first time Jeremy says i assume they do.

Vicky Pollard: Vicky Pollard has gone down to a surgery, Vicky thinks she has a disease but is really pregnant. Vicky doesn’t believe the doctor and starts telling him how you can get pregnant. The doctor is telling her over and over again that she is pregnant but she doesn’t believe him. When Vicky is talking she then tells the doctor she has had sex about 8 months ago as a joke. The doctor says that is how you got pregnant, he then advises her to go to a young mothers home with her mum but Vicky will not go because she thinks her mum is a slag.

Denver Mills: Denver has been booked to do an after dinner speech at the Policeman’s annual dinner, Denver asks the officer if he wants to go through his speech but the policeman says he trusts Denver. When Denver starts his speech he starts it very badly by saying being a runner is a lot like being a policeman, and then goes onto say that they both case black men. Denver then realises what he has said the walks off, then comes back gets his drink and walks off again.

Andy and Lou: Lou has taken Andy to the local shop to buy a birthday card for his brother, when Lou asks him which card to get is brother, Andy points blindly at a card on the shelf which says with deepest sympathies. Lou says this isn’t a good card because it will send out the wrong message to him. Andy still wants to get that card so Lou gives in and goes to buy it. When they get outside Andy throws the card into the road and says "Its his birthday he's not dead".

Marjorie Dawes: Marjorie is doing her shopping at the supermarket when she runs into Paul. Marjorie has a trolley full of biscuits and chocolate, when Paul asks Marjorie if the stuff is hers she says no and pushes it away, and says this is mine, and shows Paul a trolley with a baby in it. When she takes her trolley to the check out Mira from fat fighters is also there and Marjorie denies the stuff is hers and runs off.

Ray McCoonie: At the hotel Ray and his Children have called to the Tele man to come and fix the TV because the screen went dark. The Electrician fixes the TV and tells them it was a faulty connection. Ray then shows him another TV which is not a TV at all it’s just a window.

Anne: Dr. Laurens has Anne living with him for a few days and is telling the children about her staying. Anne then brings in the bowl of fish and eats one of them and then brings the children a drawing she made for them made of Crap.

Des Kay: At DIY Universe des runs into some old friends who happen to be gay together. They get talking and just before they leave Des asks them for some money and says he has a big new show in development for ITV. Just as they leave Des tells the security guard they are shop lifters.

Andy and Lou: Lou has brought Andy some holiday magazines for them to choose a holiday, as soon as Lou opens the magazine Andy points to a holiday without looking. Lou tells Andy that he doesn’t like that because it isn’t a suitable holiday resort but Andy still says yes. Just as they set off on the plain Andy says he wants to go to Florida.

Kelsey Grammar School: At the school Mr. Cleaves is busy taking the register. When he has finished a pupil brings him a note from the head master about a school trip to the moon and a bring and buy sale which raised over £36,000,000 for Ethiopian famine.

Ralf & Sandra Patterson: At a acting casters office Sandra and Ralf wait for the caster to arrive back. Then he does they ask him why he didn’t cast Ralf for the part, when he asks Ralf for his name Sandra asks him to speak up. The man says we do usually reply to all letters but he thought it was a joke from the opening line "Dear Bastard" The letter looked to be written by Sandra but still sounded very childish.

Anne: While the children and Doctor Laurens are sat at the table Anne brings in a load of shoes and dumps them on the floor. Then Anne picks up a egg and tuner sandwich and smears it down the window, she then receives a phone call and answers in a normal voice.

Pianist: During a recital and the uncle Albert hall he stops playing and remembers i forgot to set the video recorder for room 101.

Dame sally Marcome: Sally is writing another Romanic novel, when she has finished she asks how many pages and she has only written 12. She then starts to read from the bible and asks the typist to finish up from the bible on the shelf.

Mathew Waterhouse: Mathew walks in on a board meeting about cereals, he starts shouting out ideas to the big bosses while the man taking the meeting is asking Mathew to leave the head boss says lets hear him out. Mathew then pulls out boxes of cereals which are simply bad. The boss then asks him to leave so Mathew says to the man taking the meeting, go on get out.

Lou and Andy: It’s a sad day for Lou and Andy because Mira the person how used to look after has died. Andy doesn’t know how Mira is so Lou has to tell him that Mira was the nice lady who used to look after him. Lou has to then get Andy into his smart wear for the funeral, so Lou puts Andy’s pants on but cant get all the way up. So Andy jumps up out of his chair and pulls his pants up. While Lou is looking for a shirt and tie for Andy he finds an old belt Mira bought him, Andy then asks who Mira is again.

Cancer Appeal Shop: At the cancer appeal shop a lady is looking for cloths to buy, she finds a few sets of cloths she likes and asks the shop owner if anyone died in them. Every time the shop owner says no and says we don’t tent to ask. She then picks up a nice silk set of PJs.

Anne: Dr. Laurens and the children are in the garden and Anne is up stairs by her self. While Dr. Laurens is filling the pool up Anne is throwing board games and the toilet seat out of the window. When she comes to the children’s guinea pig Dr. Laurens says no Anne, so Anne goes back inside. Then Anne just throws the guinea pig out of the window.

Emily Howard: Emily has gone for a quiet walk across the sea side. She meets a nice lady buying flowers at a flower cart and starts to talk to her; she says that she likes flowers because they are lady's things. The lady must then go to meet her husband who then walks along; he starts to talk to her and says he knows her from down the docks where they both worked. Emily denies this because she is a lady, she then pulls off her wig and shows him the tag saying Emily Howard she then walks off upset.

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