Vicky Pollard: Vicky has been sent to the governor at here borstal for biting Jackie Hayes, when governor asks her what happens she starts to chat gossip and grasses people up while she doesn’t know she is doing it. When she has finally finished talking, the governor calls in Jackie to hear her half of the story. When Jackie comes in she starts talking fast and gossip like Vicky. When the governor sends them away they start calling each other lesbians.

Andy and Lou: Lou takes Andy to the local pet store because it has been Andy’s birthday and he wants to buy a rabbit out of his money. When they get to the shop Lou pushes Andy past the Snake part and starts asking to him self where the rabbits are. Andy then blindly points at a snake and says he wants it. After Lou tries to talk Andy out of it, Andy still wants it. When they get out side Andy then says he wants a rabbit and in a bad mood Lou goes inside and gets him one.

Sebastian: The Prime minister has called a press conference on because the minister has handed in his notice. The press have a lot of questions to ask the Prime Minister. The Prime Minister gets asked lots of political questions by Music and Unrelated magazines. When he gets round to the daily telegraph the daily ask the prime minister who is his favourite member of west life.

Marjorie Dawes: At fat fighters Marjorie is going around and asking who is here and who isn’t, when she asks where Mira is Pat says she has gone for Lypo suction and Marjorie with big fat lips says "I hate how people find the need to tamper with there body".

Edward Grant: At the home of school teacher Edward grant who married one of his ex-pupils, Samantha has given Edward a Valentine card and when he opens it he begins to mark it like a teacher would. When Sam asks Edward how much he loves her he goes to the painting on the wall spins it round and starts drawing a graph on the board.

Kelsey Grammar School: At the school a pupil has a meeting with a careers adviser who is a robot. When the child starts asking the Robot questions about certain jobs he replies saying they will be jobs for humans robots will do all the work. When the child is asked to leave the robot gives him a book and tells the child he is a robot.

Andy and Lou: In herby liberty Lou has taken Andy to get a book. Andy cant read so Andy is looking for the picture books. When he stops Andy once again points blindly at a book on the shelf. When Lou tells Andy the book is about the history of China Andy says he knows and Lou says ok you can have this one. Lou then says he can have up to three books at a time so Andy once again points blindly at a book about Chinese origins, Andy still wants it, Lou says you can have one more so Andy points at a book again which turns out to be the same book as before. Andy still says he wants those three so Lou goes to get them stamped. When the two get out side Andy says he can’t read so Lou goes and changes them.

Edward Grant: Edward has booked a table for two at a restaurant, when Sam comes out and tells Edward how excited she is he asks her to close the blinds. Sam then drops to the towel for Edward who is dictating the time table for the evening.

Bernard Chumley: At Bernard’s flat the meals on wheels lady comes round with Kitty Chumley's meal. Bernard invites her in, she tells Bernard what today’s meal is and Bernard replies saying i don’t like that, then quickly says kitty doesn’t. When to lady asks him which desert she wants he says Artic roll. She asks for yesterday’s dishes but when Bernard pulls then from under the sofa she asks that she has them clean so he licks them.

Peter Andre: The queen is hosting a royal garden party. Peter comes to the gates asking the policeman if anyone has tried to get in without a ticket, he then tried to walk in, the police stop his and say you have to have a ticket to get in. Peter then is asked to head home so he does without any pants on.

Kenny Craig: Kenny is getting rid of some old junk at a car boot sale. A man approaches him and has a look at the stole. He takes his fancy to the full set of black adders, when Kenny goes to get a bag he stops him and says there is no black adder three. So Kenny turns around and hypnotises the man into thinking there was never a third. The man then says he will take them, Kenny asks him is he wants a set of series one of Red Dwarf, the man says he taped them off the TV and doesn’t want them so Kenny hypnotises him into thinking he hasn’t taped them so the man says he will take them. Kenny then asks the man if he wants a copy of a really crap comedy show, so Kenny tries hypnotising his, the just says don’t push your luck mate and walks off.

Mathew Waterhouse: In Sir Michael Craig's office Mathew comes bursting in with a bag full of ideas for musicals. Michael says he is not looking for musicals yet, but Mathew carry’s on. He is then asked to leave.

Daffyd Thomas: Daffyd has gone to his local health centre to have a AIDS test. The nurse has to ask Daffyd a few personal questions, she first asks him how many sexual partners he has had in the last five months, Daffyd replies with 0, she then asks him how many in the last year, and he yet again replies 0, when she asks him if has had any sexual profiles he says no. She thinks its pointless having the jab if he hasn’t had sex. Daffyd says he still wants the jab so she gives it him.

Denver Mills: Denver Mills has been booked to give medals out at a school in area 51. The teacher asks to look at his speech and his going through all the cards and throwing them away because they are unsuitable for the children. After she has thrown all of then away he rings his manager and asks if he can pull out.

Lou and Andy: Lou as taken Andy to go see his old carer, but the lift is out of order so Lou has to pull Andy all the way up the steps. When Lou asks a lady what ward Mira is on, Andy gets out of his chair to stretch when Lou isn’t watching.

Ileana and Janet: At Ileana’s home she is confuting Janet after her husband has died. Everything Ileana says to Janet it reminds her of her late husband. Every thing reminds her of Iver so she starts crying. After a while Ileana gets very annoyed and rings another of her mates up.

Des Kay: At Des's work place, a DIY store everyone is on there tea break. When Des comes in for a cup of tea everyone starts to leave, except a new boy who doesn’t know what des is like. When des sees the new boy the new boy starts asking des about his TV days and the fun bus. When a man sat at the other end of the room wakes up, he sees des talking to the new boy and is trying to make the new boy stop. The man is desperately trying to stop the new boy from talking to des but des will not leave him alone. When des goes to make his brew they both leave the room quickly. Des Kay then runs out of the room and shouts "what's everyone is doing tonight.

World Record Attempt: House of cards.