Daffyd Thomas: Daffyd is getting is hair cut at the Hair Dressers, when he arrives at the dressers he is told that Ruth isn’t coming in because she is ill, Daffyd is very upset but is put with the new boy Ethan. The owner thinks that Ethan might be a gay but Daffyd says its very unlikely as he is the only gay in the village. When Ethan comes in the room he is clearly gay and Daffyd is still in denial. When Ethan’s boyfriend walks in and Daffyd still claims its his brother and that Ethan (Fanny) is not gay.

Emily Howard: Emily has fallen when exiting a bus and is in the hospital going for an X-Ray. Emily tells the doctor what has happened and the doctor asks her to put a board over her balls to deflect the radiation. Emily says she has no balls and refuses to put the board over her self. The doctor refuses to do the X-Ray unless she puts it over her self. Emily tries to compromise by asking to put a fan, magazine and a cat over her self, but the doctor refuses and Emily says she will leave it but when she gets up to leave she cries out in pain.

Andy and Lou: Lou and Andy are both in the local pub after finishing there drinks Lou says we better go home and asks Andy if he needs to go to the toilet Andy replies saying no he doesn’t, after explaining to Andy that he cant go once they get into the car Andy still says he doesn’t need the toilet. When the two both get into the car a belted up Andy says he needs the toilet.

Anne: Anne has taken up a Saturday job at a Library and when the inspector and Anne’s carer comes to check up on Anne she is pushing a book cart round, when the two approach Anne she tips the books on the floor and stamps on them.

Vicky Pollard: Vicky has been summoned to court for Shoplifting. The questioner is asking Vicky what has happened Vicky starts talking fast and is speaking a subject totally irrelevant to the subject at case. The questioner is getting very frustrated with Vicky and gives up in the end. Yet Vicky still goes on talking about gossip she has herd.

Mathew Waterhouse: Matt is calling in at his local Kisser gram agency because wants to be a kisser gram. At first he calls in at a taxi firm and the man tells matt to go next door. When he arrives and tells the lady he wants to be a kisser gram she is very happy because she needs more kisser grams. Matt sits down and pulls out a bag and tips the content of the bag on the table. He then starts firing lots of ideas to the lady and the lady is very confused. When he as run out of ideas and is just making them up she is getting very mad and asks him to leave, when she does he does every thing by saying what he is doing followed by 'a gram. Then Matt walks back in and asks for a taxi even though the taxis are next door.

Kelsey Grammar School: At the school the Teacher is doing some history math. He is teaching the class how to add, take and times past kings.

Sandra Paterson: Sandra has taken her son to do an addition for a sweet advertisement. When she is told her son didn’t get the part she starts getting desperate and coming up with lies and makes her son do embarrassing stuff. When she is told finally to leave she takes her son out side and shouts and him.

Anne: At the library Anne's carer asks Anne is he can take a book out. Anne grabs the book of the carer, tries to rip the book up and stamps all over the carers face. Anne then gets a call from a friend and puts on her normal mans voice and says she will call them back. Then as they leave Anne strokes the inspectors face.

Marjorie Dawes: Marjorie has gone to visit her mother in hospital, Marjorie says to her mother upon arriving that she has spoke to the doctor and he says she has to go into a home although this isn’t true. Marjorie’s mother says she doesn’t want to go into a home, when the doctor comes to tell her mother she is ok to go home Marjorie tells the doctor she would be better in a home. After the doctor says she is perfectly capable of looking after her self, then Marjorie keeps trying to make a mother look incapable by patronising her.

Des Kay: Des Kay is working at a DIY store on the shop floor. Des has been asked to put boxes on the shelf, when the supervisor comes round Des is putting old videos of him on the shelves. After the supervisor has asked him to do his job properly a man asked Des where the tape is, Des then pulls out a crocodile hand puppet and starts biting the customer with the puppet.

Anne: After Anne has finished her day the carer leaves the hospital and is telling the inspector that Anne has earned some money and can do any think she wants with it. Anne then puts the money down the man hole and walks off.

Peter Andre: Peter is being shown a news slot that was broadcasted live the earlier night. The producer is telling Peter that its not good enough and when he shows Peter the tape peter is seen singing about Princess Anne and talking falsely about the royal family. Peter is then seen getting kicked off the BBC premises.

Lou and Andy: Andy and Lou have just eaten and Andy is hungry, Lou is about to leave to pick Maria up. Lou asks Andy if he wants anything before he leaves and Andy say he wants a chocolate. Lou gets the chocolates down and Andy picks one, Lou says to Andy he doesn't like that but Andy still wants it. Andy doesn't like it and Lou says well its tuff because Andy isn't having anymore. Just as Lou leaves Andy gets up from he wheel chair and takes the chocolates from the shelf and eats them.

St. Toms: A man has just had a heart attack in the opera house and St.Toms comes to the rescue. Its Neville's first day and he is not sure what to do, after a few questions to Neville April says we should give him a polo. After this fails April gives him a few tic-tacs and this still does not work, after all as failed she says its time for the Extra Strong mints.

Ray McCoonie: Ray has got some American guests just dropping in for a meal, when they arrive they ask ray if he is open for afternoon tea. When they are seated the male member of the family asks ray if the cakes contains any nuts because his daughter is allergic to nuts. Ray then asks each cake if they contain any nuts and with the chocolate cake he wants to speak to the man.

Dame Sally Marcome: Sally is written yet another romantic novel, after the first chapter, her typist says how lovely this novel is. When she looks up and Sally starts to read she sees Sally is reading from a book.

Dennis Waterman: Its Jeremy Rents birthday and Dennis has finally got his first job now he got over the silly Write the theme tune, sing the theme tune. Just has Dennis is about to leave he remembers he has got Jeremy rent a present. After opening the present Jeremy calls the staff in because he is cutting the cake. Dennis only asks for a small piece but ends up with a huge piece due it his small size.

Liz & Clive: At a local restaurant Liz and Clive are eating and Liz is telling a family about her being Molly Sugden's bridesmaid. When Clive comes over to pull Liz away he gets chatting with A man that was at school with Paul McCartney. Liz doesn't like this and pulls Clive away from their table.

World Record Attempt: Smoking.