Sebastian: Sebastian is reading the latest newspaper headlines, but the Prime Minister. He starts to break up in tears as he reads more and more, and when he comes to the tabloid newspapers he starts to fully cry. Then Sebastian gives the Prime Minister a hug and will not let go, when the Prime Ministers phone rings he can’t move because Sebastian has such a tight grip on him.

Vicky Pollard: Vicky is in the local pub with her mates trying to buy beer, she is asking for bags and bags of pork scratching and crisp, until she finally asks for alcohol. Then bar tender asks for id and she said she has burned it, then her mates say "no Vicky its here" they then give her a piece of paper with her name and false age on it. Vicky then says i hate this pub anyway and blabs on and on about something irrelevant.

Lou and Andy: Lou as taken Andy out to the see side, after a stroll they stop for ice cream, so Lou buys a wipey and then he asks Andy what he wants. Andy only wants a cone by its self, but when they get a little bit down the road Andy says he wants wipey so Lou goes gets loads of wipey on it and is not amused by it.

Kelsey Grammar School: At the school there is a new boy in the class and the teacher wants to introduce him to the class, but the boy looks about 30 and has been put down a year from the 4 year into there class.

Kenny Craig: Kenny is at the hospital visiting him mother in her hospital bed. They are both playing scramble and Kenny puts down "Cupboardy" his mother says that’s not a work so Kenny hypnotises her into believing it is a word. When the nurse comes back in he starts to do his hypnotising thing on the nurse, all she says is Yes Mrs. Craig he's not very good at it is he.

The Minstrels: The minstrels both stop off at a local Inn to say for the night but the land lady says there are no room despite it saying Vacancies. The minstrels then agree just to go home.

Marjorie Dawes: Marjorie is doing a test in front of group asking what is low and high in fat. She goes through Lettuce, Crisps and then comes to Dust. She says "Anyone Know Dast" several times and the group just look at her. At this fat fighters group there is a new member, Marjorie’s Sister.

Kelsey Grammar School: Yet again the class has another new pupil today so the teacher introduces there new boy from the 17th century.

Pianist: During a recital the pianist is playing very well when he stops to ask when Sainsbury’s shuts.

Daffyd Thomas: Daffyd is fed up and wants more gay things to do but when Myfanwy looks in the local paper Daffyd has a negative answer to every gay thing. The only thing close to Daffyd is the Star trek club which is help in the same pub as Daffyd is in. When goes over to introduce him self he says to the other gays "we don’t want your sort round here" so they leave.

Andy and Lou: Lou takes Andy to the news agents to get a video for the night because Lou is going out. Andy points blindly at Pride and Prejudice, after arguing Andy goes home and Lou puts in on. At the opening titles Andy says I don’t like it, but Lou leaves any way. Andy then gets out of his chair and puts monster trucks on.

Emily Howard: Emily is showing a man round his guest house. He shows him round and starts to flirt with the man. When they go down stairs after the man tells Emily he is a Female impersonator so Emily tells the man to leave.

Bernard Chumley: At his flat Bernard has invited a want to be Actor round to talk about his future acting career. While they talk Bernard keeps flirting with the boy and in the end the boy gets up to leave. before he leaves he asks if Bernard can help with his Tuition fees so Bernard gives the boy £1 and asks for change.

Ray: At rays hotel in Scotland he is on the phone giving directions to someone in his weird voice. When he has ended the call a man from a paper comes in and tells Ray that he will give him a good review and asks if he served the set menu on a Sunday. Ray starts say "If you ask me on a Monday I’d say Yessss!" this annoys the man and he gets worked up about and starts losing his cool. Ray keeps doing this until the man asks one last time. After this ray says i will answer your question through the medium of dance.

Kelsey Grammar School: At the school they have a new boy in the class, so the teacher introduces him to the class, but the new pupil is a dog.

Dame Sally Marcome: Sally is writing yet again another book, but to take up large spaces in the page she is using long words over and over again like "Yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" after she has done this a few times she asks how many pages. There are only few pages but she says Publish anyway.

Denver Mills: Today Denver has been booked to promote Hug a leaper week because some one else was ill. As they drive along the person that has organised Hug a Leaper week is telling Denver what this week is all about and as they drive along Denver is throwing cards out of the window which contain Stereotypes of leprosy. The man then gives a Denver a fruit pastel and a few minutes later tells Denver he has leprosy, so Denver spits his pastel out of the window. Then the drive tells Denver about all the people he is going meet at different stages of the disease, so Denver jumps out of the car and takes off his cloths.

World Record Attempt: Hard boiled egg eating.