Daffyd Thomas: Daffyd goes into his local news agents to get the newest issue of Gay Times. He arrives and looks on the racks where Gay Times usually is, only to find its not there. He quizzes the shop owner on where it is and she says we only buy one for Daffyd, so someone else must have been and got it. Daffyd can’t work out whom because he believes he is the only gay in village. When the shop owner thinks she knows who took the only copy, Daffyd goes on the search to find who took it. Then he arrives at the person’s work place he is shocked to find a good looking person staring back, this is not the person who took it but the person’s brother took it. When his brother comes out Daffyd is scared because the brother is ugly.

Andy and Lou: At Lou and Andy's house Lou is getting ready to go to a restaurant. When Lou has finished he has to dress Andy and Andy says he wants to go dressed a smurf. After Lou has tried to talk him out of it, Andy wins and when they get to the restaurant Andy says "I look a Prat".

Vicky Pollard: At the local swimming baths Vicky pollard is getting done for pushing a girl in the pool.  Then she is told to get out a change, but first she needs the toilet, so she has a wee in the pool.

Kelsey Grammar School: At the school the class is preparing for a test and is told not to make any noise. When they are told to begin, the teacher pulls out his Saxophone and starts playing a number in front of the class.

Anne: At the hospital where Anne is being kept. Anne’s carer is showing an inspector round. During the interview with the inspector Anne takes several things like A paper weight, Glasses, Clip board and the desk.

Sebastian: The results of the opinion poll came through and Sebastian is reading them to the Prime Minister. Some of the results Sebastian made up just to try and get the Prime minister to do them. The Prime Ministers wife comes into the room looking for her ear rings and Sebastian is not to pleased. The prime minister then needs to get changed and Sebastian leaves and then rushes back in with some thing to tell the prime minister. The prime minister is in his boxer shorts and Sebastian jumps on him and says there is a sniper at the window even though there isn’t.

Anne: Anne’s carer and the inspector are walking through the garden of the care home, where Anne is doing some gardening, she is throwing plants about and pulling trees up and throwing them into flower beds. Anne then gets a phone call and puts on her normal voice.

Kelsey Grammar School: While the test is still going on, a pupil drops a pencil and the teacher tells him to "Shhhh!". Then he pulls out a vacuum cleaner and starts cleaning up.

Lou and Andy: Lou is making a few changes to Andy's bathroom by putting disabled polls and handles on the toilet and wall. After Lou has done Andy is asked to go and try it out. When Lou leaves the room Andy uses the toilet but by standing up.

Dame Sally Marcome: Sally is writing another book and her typist is typing it up while sally dictates it her. When she is finished Sally asks how many pages but she has only written 76 pages. So she starts writing again and then starts accusing the typist off stealing her truffles. She then gets fed up with the book "The Lady in White" and starts a new book called "The Lady in Mojave".

St. Gods Hospital: At the hospital a mother and father is at there ill child's bed side. David Sole shows up to talk to the Childs parents and give his best wishes after they wrote a letter to him. They try to make small talk with him that is totally irrelevant to there Child’s health. David tries to talk about the child but the parents keep drifting towards Starskey and Hutch and his singing carrier. The nurse comes in and tells the parents there is another celebrity waiting in reception so they have to hurry David out.

Marjorie: At fat fighters Marjorie is taking another class with the group and confronts some of the members about someone who has been telling people fat Fighters is a rip off. So Marjorie brings a old Fat fighters group member back to show the group how much of a difference it has made to his life. When he comes out he looks no different.

Anne: At the care home café Anne’s carer and the inspector are both sitting down for lunch, when Anne’s comes over and starts to break up the small chat by poring coffee and tea over both of the men.

Jason and Gary: Jason and Gary both head up to Gary’s flat for a Sunday lunch where Gary’s grandmother is staying too. Jason goes and sits right next to Gary’s grandmother. Jason then starts to poor wine for everyone but pores a full glass for Gary’s grandmother. Gary's grandmother starts to chalk and Jason starts to push on Gary's grandmother’s stomach and still doesn’t stop after she has coughs up what she was chalking on.

Kelsey Grammar School: At the school the test is still going on so the teacher lights some fireworks inside the class room.

Liz: At the Chinese restaurant Liz's husband is telling Liz not to mention anything about Liz being Molly Sugdan’s bridesmaid. After that little convocation the waiter comes over to take there order so Liz starts talking about how she was Molly Sugdan’s bridesmaid.

St. Gods Hospital: At the hospital the parents of a ill child are listening to another famous person who they sent a letter to play a guitar and sing to there child.

Sam Bailey: At Sam’s house an ex-police officer comes to take Sam on a driving lesson. During the test you see the learner car speeding up the main road at 72MPH and the Ex-Police officer is telling Sam to put his foot down. When Sam asks if he should be doing 72MPH in a 30MPH zone, the officer tells Sam to stop the car. The officer then gets out and examines the car like a policeman would, then asks Sam to pull down his window. After a few questions and jokes the police man then says "On your way, ‘ya black bastard".

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