Vicky Pollard: Vicky is called back to discuss here Coursework, which she has still not done.

Sebastian: Sebastian walks in on the Prime minister (Michael) talking to Gregory Merchant from the treasury, who are rearranging times and meetings. Sebastian then tells the Prime minister that Gregory is in love with him (The Prime minister).

Emily Howard: Emily goes into the local pub and tries to convince the warm locals that he is a lady; this doesn’t rub off on the locals. Emily then sites down at the bar and orders her drink, and a young man comes and sits down next to him. The man thinks he is stunning and Emily gets up and goes to "Powder her Nose", then man then walks to the Men’s toilet and finds him self standing next to Emily who is also having a "slash".

Andy and Lou: Its Andy’s birthday soon and Lou wants to do something special for his birthday. So Lou looks in the Newspaper from something to do for his birthday. He then wants Andy to choose a show to go and see, without even looking Andy and points to a show which is a Opera, so Lou then settles and when they get there Andy says "I don’t like her".

Kelsey Grammar School: The class are studying Charles Dickens and the teacher is having a class read but keeps changing reader every second and messes the whole thing up. The teacher then tries to read but reads very slow and decides to watch the video.

Gary and Jason: Gary and Jason both go up to Gary’s flat for Jason to meet the family. Jason falls instantly in love with Gary’s Grandmother and requests to sit down next to here. He complements her on her looks. Gary then invites Jason to a party, after asking Gary’s grandmother who doesn’t want to go Jason also says no. Gary’s grandmother then needs to go to the bathroom so Jason offers to take her.

Pianist: At the Uncle Albert hall a recital is taking place the pianist then stops to try and find his bag.

Kenny Craig: Kenny (a hypnotist) is on a date with a lovely young girl who doesn’t remember agreeing to go on a date with him. The girl wants lobster to eat, Kenny then hypnotises her into not ordering lobster and tells her to order from the Set menu. Kenny asks her what she wants to drink she asks for Champaign so Kenny then hypnotises her into not ordering Champaign and tells her to order a still drink. She then orders what she was told to order, Kenny then orders the exact same as what his date wanted to order.

Jeremy Rench: Jeremy gets a call from his assistant to tell him Dennis Waterman is here to see him, Jeremy then calls him up to talk. Denis has been offered something from theatre and is unhappy that TV doesn’t want to embark on him; Jeremy then insists that as long as you want to write and sing your own theme tunes tele doesn’t want to touch him. He gets offered the part as Macbeth and is told the rehearsals are on Monday, Dennis says that this isn’t much time to write a new theme tune. Jeremy then says he will tell the company Dennis is busy.

Marjorie Dawes: The weights are broke so Marjorie has to Judge the weight of people by looking at them. Today the group are studying Cravings Marjorie goes round the group asking for different types of cravings, when Marjorie comes to Myra an Asian lady, she asks what types of cravings there are. Myra clearly says Fish and Chips, after being confused lots of times Marjorie just writes Curry up on the board.

Ray: At Ye Olde Hotel a couple are enjoying a lovely soup that Ray has made, then both question ray on how he made it and what ingredients.

Andy and Lou: Andy and Lou both go to the local swimming bath, Andy can’t wait to get in, so Lou goes to find the life guard to ask for help. When he find the life guard, Andy jumps out of his seat and runs up the diving board and dives into the water, while Lou is still explaining to Life Guard how to help Andy in.

Daffyd Thomas: Daffyd is enjoying a drink in the pub and chatting to the Land lady. Daffyd is never up set because he is the only gay in the village. The land lady tells Daffyd about a new lodger who is gay. The gay then pops into the pub and Daffyd and him both have a chat, after a quick chat Daffyd tells him he is not gay and questions him on questions who Daffyd thinks only gays should know, but everyone knows them and join in with the quiz. Daffyd tells the other gay to go back home because there is already one gay in the Village.

Vicky Pollard: Back at the school, the teacher has yet again called Vicky back to talk about her Essay. The essay is very wrong and the teacher asks her why it is written like this. The essay is totally Irrelevant to what she was supposed to write about but Vicky doesn’t think so.

The Minstrels: On the radio there is an interview with someone who thinks that all the mistrals should go back to minstrel land. The mistrals are very unhappy and change the channel and listen to some music.

World Record Attempt: Bath of Beans.